Boris Comes for Out of the EU

Boris Comes for Out of the EU As ministers roll into No 10 in front of the cameras, reporters have noticed the absence of one Boris de Pfeffel Johnson. It turns out that the Prime Minister has convened a meeting of the normal Cabinet, rather than a ‘political Cabinet.’ A minor distinction, but it does … Continue reading

2015 Paris Climate Change Conference ends with “Massive” Bon Fire

2015 Paris Climate Change Conference ends with “Massive” Bon Fire The 14 day climate change summit involved 30,000 people, 5m pieces of paper, and 21,000 tonnes of carbon emissions, ended with a massive “Bon Fire” to celebrate in the grounds of the Effel Tower. A survey by Newsweek found that 24 percent of respondents rejected … Continue reading

Calls on Nigel Farage of UKIP to resign as Leader

Calls on Nigel Farage of UKIP to resign as Leader It is now obvious that Nigel Farage made the biggest mistake of his career when he reneged on his promise to stand down as Ukip leader after the General Election. His party’s limp performance at the Oldham by-election raises very tough questions about his future … Continue reading

UKIP English Democrats Co-operation

PRESS RELEASE Oldham shows UKIP have ‘shot their bolt’!

PRESS RELEASE Oldham shows UKIP have ‘shot their bolt’! Despite having a clear run left for them by the English Democrats, UKIP have failed (again) to beat Corbyn’s Labour in Oldham. UKIP have ‘shot their bolt’! The English Democrats left the field clear for UKIP insurgents to do as well as possible in Oldham. Despite … Continue reading

Cliff Dixon & Kim Gandy get it together !

Cliff Dixon & Kim Gandy get it together ! English Passport has been reliably informed that Cliff Dixon and Kim Gandy are now an “item”. They appear to be very good together, meant for each other, and may we wish them every happiness, get on, and indeed get it on !

Desperate Cameron orders the RAF to raid Duxford Air Museum to get war planes for Syrian conflict ?

Desperate Cameron orders the RAF to raid Duxford Air Museum to get war planes for Syrian conflict ? The Royal Air Force (RAF) lacks the warplanes to extend combat operations into Syria, even if Prime Minister David Cameron was to force and win a vote to do so in the wake of the Paris massacre, … Continue reading

EXCLUSIVE – Cameron talks to Putin regarding ISIS

EXCLUSIVE – Cameron talks to Putin regarding ISIS English Passport can exclusively reveal the short discussion that Prime Minister David Cameron had with President Vladimir  Putin at the G20 talks following the killing of 130+ French people in Paris and the recent bomb on the Russian Aeroplane.

BBC “We are pleased to announce that England, the host nation, are out of the 2015 Rugby World Cup”

BBC “We are pleased to announce that England, the host nation, are out of the 2015 Rugby World Cup” The first host nation to go out in the group stages of a World Cup. The earliest England have ever exited the tournament…. Ha, Ha, Ha The 33-13 humiliation at the hands and boots of Australia … Continue reading